Welcome to the world’s firstKIDS' bookCOLLECTIVErun entirely by gorillas
OUR KIDS’ BOOKS FOR 2 – 5 YEAR OLDS
We’re Going On Holiday
What happens when a young girl wants to take all of her pets on holiday. A simple story, full of cute animals, for very young readers.
Andy Loves Candy
Andy really loves candy, but how much is too much? Andy pesters his mother for candy. But when he finds a whole jar, he learns a valuable lesson. Charming illustrations, introducing the rhythm of language to very young children.
Fun Learning With Trucks
So many trucks, all with animal drivers. An introduction to the rhythm of language and colour for very young children. Over 90 track illustrations.
Cool Kids’ books for 6+ year oldsCOMING SOON
The Boy And The Pumpkin
This is the tale of a boy and a seed, that grows into a very large story indeed.
Friendship and responsibility are more important than any prize, even if your friend is a giant pumpkin, growing right before your eyes.
The Spinning Book Of Wacky Poems
24 of the craziest poems to ever have their words joined together!
A cardboard rocket blasting off with a roar. A monkey working in a banana store. Someone who flips backwards when they sneeze. A scared skeleton who rattles his knees. A gorilla who ice skates with birds. A poem entirely of made up words.
The Lady With Hair All The Way Down To There
Her hair is so long that she really can’t see, if she’s talking to you or she’s talking to me.
And her job as a pilot didn’t last long, when she flew upside down all the way to Hong Kong.
Then she found a job that she knew she could do. She got better at doing it, the more her hair grew. If you had that much hair, you’d be good at it too. She’s the world’s best tester at testing shampoo!
Meet the troops
Nickname: ‘Cheese’.
Hobbies: Bossing us around, skateboarding, karaoke.
Favourite food: Noodles with bananas.
Geraldine, Gianni, Gaby, Gatsby, Gustavo and Giselle.
Office activities: Stand-up comedy lunch hour, hiding fart cushions around the office.
Favourite group meal: Banana green curry with bamboo shoots.
Nickname: ‘Gazzarooni’.
Hobbies: Drawing, painting, illustrating, cartooning,
figure skating, bonsai trees.
Favourite food: Gluten free roasted banana pancakes.
Giorgio is our interface with A.I.
Nickname: ‘Geekster’.
Hobbies: Connecting his brain directly into the worldwide interweb, building robots, macramé, developing genetically modified rainbow coloured bananas.
Favourite food: A.I. generated banana recipes.
Meet our editing department: gorilla girl power!
Nothing get’s past these gals: No spelling mistakes, no gramatical errors, no semi-colons where colons should be.
Favourite group drinks: Banana milkshakes, banana smoothies, banana daiquiris, banana pina coladas, banana punch.
The troop celebrating the launch of our first book on Amazon.com.
It was supposed to be a quiet lunch, but you know how carried away gorillas get when there are free bananas on offer.
